The Squat Toilettes

One of the most jarring differences from the US to Taiwan is the toilettes. Because it is an everyday experience it's important. Taiwan has come closer to the US in the past years but it's probably impossible to live in Taiwan without making use of the "squat" toilette. Also it might be unnecessary to carry your own toilette paper but it doesn't hurt to have your own supply on hand. (Definitely, in mainland China you need to carry your own.) There are plenty of explanations on the web but it's important to be prepared before you're in the midst of a need.

For men number 1 is no problem, in fact I would say on the urinal side of the field Taiwan is ahead of the US with automatic flushers and decorative appointments.

























The problem could be the choice between "sit" and "squat" toilettes.

Generally the the "sit" toilettes are for the old, infirmed or foreigners. Anyone of any substance can use the "squat" toilette.

I have a few pointers:

1. Try it before the need arises, just get the hang of it.
2. Because you're going to lean over a "hole in the ground" remove everything from your shirt pocket.
3. Take your pants and underwear all the way off and store is a safe location.
4. Take care of number 1 at the urinals before you attempt number 2 in the squat position.  Simplify, simplify, simplify, ...
5. Take your time, haste makes waste.

Except for having a skirt, I have a greater sympathy for women after using the squat toilette.

Here is the squat toilette on the train notice the bar for stability as you negotiate the position. On a rocking train you have to be desperate to use the squat toilette.

I can see that this sign has some real meaning while on the train. I would hate to be in the squat position when some jokester pulls the brake.