Saturday, November 14, 2009

UFOs in Tainan

Recently we have had a UFO (Unidentified Flying Objects) here in Tainan. The spacecraft seems to like hovering over the baseball fields at NCKU.
























It seems unafraid of detection as it has taken no evasive action. I may be the only human to notice its existence because the other students don't seem to notice it.


 



Here we have another close up.


















I risked life and limb to get this close up shot. Obviously they have perfected the technology to concentrate individual lasers into a powerful "death ray". If only Ronald (Ray Gun) Reagan were alive to see this!





































At just the time the alien space craft appeared, I no longer saw the gecko in my dorm. Some may think this is just a coincidence but I don't think so! The explanation is obvious:

"When the aliens first came to Tainan in September, they assumed the form of geckos to observe humans on Earth. After two months of observation, they decided humans were not able to stop their plans for takeover of the Earth. So now they have gone back to the mothership to prepare for the takeover planned for July 4th. (Will Smith are you still following this blog?)"

It rained today for the first time in a month! I will check to see if it has effected the mothership  tomorrow morning(Orson Wells are you still following this blog?) I'll keep you all informed but it's always important to live your life as if today is the last day!

Me within a inch of an alien! I shutter to think what might have happened!


3 comments:

Unknown said...

Nope, the rain had no effect! It's still hovering over the NCKU baseball fields.

Paula said...

Your UFO's are different from mine--unfinished objects! I like your gecko.

Pinfan said...

the gecko looks cute